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How to get rich [May. 4th, 2012|12:26 pm]
[Current Location |home]
[mood |scheming]
[music |The Beatles - Money (or Paperback Writer, I suppose)]

Here’s how to get rich:

1. Identify social ill.

2. Imagine theoretical fictional character who stands as antithesis to that ill.

3. Write character into book/movie series and make billions off of people who would rather spend a few bucks watching someone pretend to fix aforementioned ill than actually get up off the couch and do something about it themselves.

Oooh! I got one! I think I’m gonna pick “inequitable distribution of wealth” for line #1! WOOHOO!
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Encyclopaedia Brittanica to cease print edition [Mar. 13th, 2012|10:01 pm]
[Encyclopedia Brittanica president Jorge] Cauz admits that he will miss holding its volumes in his hands. That product, he says, is "not only romantic, it's also nostalgic."
(from http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/story/2012-03-08/encyclopaedia-britannica-print/53516812/1)

BLOG: Yeah, isn't that what I said?
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John Adams on Congress and talking too much [Mar. 6th, 2012|01:12 pm]
"This assembly is like no other that ever existed. Every man in it is a great man--an orator, a critic, a statesman, and therefore ever man upon every question must show his oratory, his criticism, and his political abilities.

"The consequence of this is that business is drawn and spun out to immeasurable length. I believe if it was moved and seconded that we should come to a resolution that three and two make five, we should be entertained with logic and rhetoric, law, history, politics, and mathematics concerning the subject for two whole days, and then we should pass the resolution unanimously in the affirmative."

--John Adams, referring to the Continental Congress (which I think we can argue at least loosely is the same legislative body as Congress today), in a letter to his wife, somewhere in 1774-76, as quoted by McCullough, p. 86.
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The defeat of the British in Boston [Mar. 3rd, 2012|04:30 am]
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"The British had been outwitted, humiliated. The greatest military power on earth had been forced to retreat by an army of amateurs..."
--David McCullough, "John Adams," 76.

Two hundred and thirty six years later, we Americans are still rather proud of that little accomplishment in the last days of the Winter of 1775-76, perhaps more so than any other. We rest on our laurels too much.

We also forget that the leadership of two men set the wheels of that episode in motion. Ethan Allen captured the artillery at Fort Ticonderoga. And Henry Knox led the expedition that, by all expectations, should have been suicide: he moved the guns to Boston.

Without either of those two acts of heroic bravery, we might--*might*, by God's grace--today be an affluent province of the British Empire, and be looking back on the good old days when eventual Governor General Jonathan Sewell restored peace in the colonies and proved those traitorous rebels wrong.

Hey, look at me. I'm writing "what-if" history now. Heh. :)

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Food [Mar. 2nd, 2012|06:17 pm]
[Current Location |at home]
[mood |repentant]

It is Lent.

Also, my children are hungry.

I shall now go into the kitchen and make a pizza. From scratch. (Well...from a tube of Pillsbury dough, granted. But close.)

Judge me, if you wish. I am attempting to master the art of repenting and failing simultaneously.

It's most efficient.

I promise not to make prosfora from Pillsbury dough. Ever. Don't worry.
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McCullough - John Adams [Mar. 1st, 2012|05:40 am]
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That McCullough can be a quarter of a millennium removed from his subjects and yet still make me think he is sitting in the room with them astounds me.

Authors and time travelers. Would that I could be one or the other. Or both. In either case, I might do well to take up wizardry first.

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Complaints [Feb. 26th, 2012|07:52 am]
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1. Our heater/blower stopped working the other day when it was hot. Not a big deal. It only got up to 78°F. But now a cold snap is coming.

2. In order to repair the blower, I need to clear out the garage so the repairman can access the furnace. It's a disaster out there.

3. I can't think of anything else to complain about. I'm usually more creative than this.

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Mr. Atoz [Feb. 24th, 2012|10:16 am]
I'm going to go work at the library.

It is my favorite place to work.
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A decade [Oct. 27th, 2011|03:17 am]
Quietly, this journal turned ten a couple days ago.

Nobody sent me cake.
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Ravioli [May. 28th, 2011|08:35 pm]
[music |Weird Al - Lasagna]

My 4yo is in the bath, pretending to cook.

"I made ravioli!" she says.

"Ravioli! What kind?"

"Strawberry!"

"Strawberry! Mmmmmm."

If you need a creative imagination, hire my daughter. If you need a chef? Not so much.
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Quitter [May. 16th, 2011|10:58 am]
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[mood |inspired]
[music |Mecano - 1917]

I love you, Jon Acuff. You’re like some magical Ferris Bueller actualized into reality through a Star Trek “holo-deck” with the failsafes and the Heisenberg compensators disabled, which, until you, was something only the butler from The Nanny had managed to accomplish. Sort of. I want to take a high-speed ride with you down a Chicago highway in a 1978 Alfa Romeo 2000 Sport Sedan with John Williams blaring on the stereo. Just to say I did. I’ll pick you up right before lunch, mmmkay?

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#2012 [Nov. 11th, 2010|12:22 am]
[music |REM - ITEOTWAWKIAIFF]

  1. Entry 2000, and then some... At one point, I was planning to celebrate my 2,000th entry on here with great fanfare.

    Unfortunately, I apparently posted it in February and never noticed until just now.

    Anticlimactic.


  2. Interview with a non-vampire On a non-anticlimactic note, I'm interviewing a "famous" person for the first time in a couple days, and I'm kinda making a mad scramble to figure out how to do it. It's pretty informal: I'm going to be having lunch with her anyway and I asked if I could interview her for my blog.

    So I'm looking forward to meeting her, but I'm nervous about looking like a complete idiot conducting an "official" interview with someone who used to give interviews all the time when she co-hosted The 700 Club with Pat Robertson.

    I want to be the next Larry King. I'm more likely to be shining Dennis Miller's shoes. If I'm lucky.


  3. 2012. If I'm counting correctly, this is entry #2012.

    Isn't that when the world is supposed to end?
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Am I emergent or traditionalist? [Oct. 19th, 2010|11:14 am]
Crossposted to Tumblr


Emergent Christians say that the traditional church has lost its relevance and must be changed.

Traditionalist Christians say the emergent church is made of renegade heretics and they must change.

I’ve occasionally said that I want the emergents to think I’m a traditionalist, and I want the traditionalists to think I’m emergent. But I never really understood why I thought that. I believed it, but I wasn’t sure how to articulate it. Now I am.

Joshua Skogerboe wrote a brilliant analysis of both camps and came up with a solution that slaps them both down where they belong.

We are POTMG. Can I get an “amen?”
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Don't Be a Fundamentalist Anti-Fundamentalist [Sep. 1st, 2010|02:38 am]

I BLOGGED
Don't Be a Fundamentalist Anti-Fundamentalist
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Why are writers important [Aug. 23rd, 2010|10:12 am]
[music |Smash Mouth - All Star]

We're all here livejournaling. We're all writers.

Yes, if you can type and press POST, you're a writer. In case you didn't know that, congratulations.

Check this out:



When you see a business with [6 CDs worth of] documentation published for customer support, it's not just about support, it's about driving down the costs of support. Think about it this way: According to Forrester, the average call center call can cost a business as little as $5.50 on average, or as much as $50 per call--why do you think they always try to sell you the extended warranty at the end of the call?

For deeply technical issues, some of the businesses I've spoken to lately report that costs per support call can hit as much as $150 per call. But if the customer used a piece of documentation or a forum to solve their problem, the average cost is usually less than a dollar. In fact, Forrester's research indicates that the average is about 10 cents.

(From The Evolution Of User Manuals, by Aaron Fulkerson)


Seriously.

Get the show on, get paid.
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Sunday in the park... [Aug. 11th, 2010|01:05 pm]
I took a picture.

Before Editing






After Editing



I like it. What do you think?

Should I grayscale the poles in the foreground, too?
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Coming to Seattle [Aug. 4th, 2010|11:43 am]
[music |Train - Save Me, San Francisco]

I am still in need of a place to stay in Seattle on the night of the 25th of this month.

I'm going to the Catalyst One-Day leadership conference on the 26th. It's at The City Church in Kirkland.

If any of my Seattle readers are gullible, available, extroverted, kind, or otherwise hospitality-oriented enough, I'd be indebted to you.

I can come armed with baked goods.
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Backhanded insult [Aug. 4th, 2010|11:36 am]
I have just succeeded in constructing what I think may be the world's first reflexive backhanded koan insult.

Ready for it? Ok, here it is.

The problem with fake humility is that you're better at it than I am.
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Ground control to Major Lee Funny [Aug. 2nd, 2010|06:28 pm]


I was just attempting to explain "Major Tom Coming Home" to my 3yo.

"If your car breaks, you pull over and wait for someone to come fix it. But if your rocket breaks, what do you do?" I asked.

"Nothing," said her older brother.

Unsatisfied, she thought for a second, and then concluded, "You come back and they sing a song about you?"

Bingo.
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Girls perspire [Jul. 5th, 2010|10:53 pm]


So, a little over a week ago, my father-in-law jokingly says to my three-year-old daughter, "C'mere, boy."

"I'm not a boy. I'm a girl," she responds, and then for some reason adds, "but I'm sweaty."

We laugh for a moment, and then I suggest, "Ladies don't sweat. They perspire."

My daughter chews on this and concludes, "But I'm still sweaty."

Q.E.D.
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Time, age, memory, etc. [Jun. 29th, 2010|12:55 pm]
Work with me here.

When I was a little kid, Simon & Garfunkel was old. Real old. Ancient. Like, ten years old, from before I was born.

I just noticed that Graceland was released almost 24 years ago.

Twenty-four years before I was born was the 40s.

The 40s are coming up again in not too much more than 24 years.

One of the following must be true:

1. Jeff should be put out to pasture.

2. Someone needs to move the Island again.
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Waiting for the DVD with bonus footage [Jun. 24th, 2010|10:34 am]
Damon Lindelof just Tweeted, "I found the ending of Isner/Mahut satisfying, but wish they had answered more questions."

Oh, that's funny. :)
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Catalyst, here I come (or...there I went?) [Jun. 24th, 2010|07:03 am]
I found out yesterday that I won a ticket to the highly-acclaimed, one-day leadership conference, Catalyst. I submitted an entry on Jenni Clayville's blog.

Jenni had to hunt me down to let me know I won because, frankly, I didn't expect to so I didn't check back.

It's in Seattle on August 26.

Which happens to be the same day that [info]ntiva won tickets to see Melissa Etheridge.

I don't really want to go to Seattle alone. And I don't really want to go see Etheridge (especially over Stanley and Groeschel). But I think Dina wants to enjoy her winnings, too.

What to do, what to do...
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Recent blog posts [Feb. 18th, 2010|10:11 am]
[mood |accomplished]
[music |I'm at work. I don't do music here yet. ...YET!]

Yes, it's true that I've been blogging somewhere else. I know, it's like I'm cheating on LiveJournal.

I still want to use this space for more personal comments. Maybe. I'm trying to control the level of professionalism I use in day-to-day online activities, and I just opened up my LiveJournal to the world a couple months ago, so we'll see.

Anyway, I wanted to let y'all know that I have some posts that have been getting a lot of hits. You might like them:

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A thousand words... [Jan. 21st, 2010|07:49 pm]
If writing teaches you nothing else, it will teach you this—sometimes you have to be selfish. You have to get your words in. Your family won’t always understand. Neither will your friends. That’s okay. It comes with the territory. At its core writing is a lonely task... Because in order to share myself with the world, there are times when I must remove myself from it.
--Billy Coffey ,A Thousand Words
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Massive, jobsearch-related Pay It Forward Power Wave starts today [Jan. 11th, 2010|10:43 am]
[mood |empowered]
[music |The Beatles - With a Little Help From My Friends]

Hey, everyone.

A lot of people are out of work. (Me, too!) We can all do something to help.

Here are some really good ideas...

Hello Everyone,

Today is the first of five days to create a powerful wave of action across the country in a tremendous force for good. If you didn’t see my earlier email about this effort, I’ve included it below.

Please do something right now. Just take a moment to do something simple and easy.

Reach out. Make a call. Ask a friend what one or two things you can do to help with his/her job search.

We’ll use our blog (www.KITlist.wordpress.com) as real-time way to find out what’s happening. Use the comments section to suggest ideas or share what you did today for a friend.

Pass the word so we can get thousands across the nation mobilized to help get friends back to work! Please help by sharing this on your email lists, Facebook, Twitter and blogs.


Ideas for Things to Do:

  • Forward a job lead

  • Write a LinkedIn recommendation

  • Review a friend’s resume and give objective feedback

  • Set a time to meet for coffee or a drink (heck, we all need one these days!). In-person meetings are important, it bouys spirits and sparks ideas and energy - plus it’s fun!

  • Make a call on a friend’s behalf

  • Pass on a link to a good job site or a great article on job search

  • Make an introduction to a friend in a company he/she is interested in

  • Reach out to a colleague who has been laid off from your company to see how he/she is doing and offer to make connections for him/her

  • Become a “Job Buddy” - commit to meet on a regular basis to set goals and provide gentle accountability (if you are both looking for jobs, there’s a double benefit)

  • Offer to do some role playing for a job interview

  • Tell (and write down!) four strengths/qualities you see in your friend

  • Review or help write a strong cover letter

  • Invite a friend to connect to you on LinkedIn with the purpose of giving them access to your network so he/she can see if you have contacts in companies on their wish list

  • Help with career ideas, brainstorm on other ways to use their skills, suggest good companies to target, how to transition into a new industry


Let’s make this big push building a huge Pay It Forward Power Wave across the country!

Thanks so much,

Sue Connelly
Founder KITlist.org



Hello Everyone,

For five days, starting this Monday, January 11, I need your help to do something important.

Now is the time to harness the power of the incredible people of our KIT List community to make a radical difference in the job market.

After hearing reports of 12.5% unemployment in California, and not much better for the rest of the country, I had an idea…let’s use the power of friends helping friends to create a tremendous wave of focused effort to get people back to work!


The Idea:

For five days, every person on the KIT List does just ONE thing each day for a friend to help with his or her job search. The first day will be Monday, 1/11/10.

You can help a different friend, family member or colleague each day or help the same person for multiple days.

With over 64,000 people on the KIT List, doing one thing for each of the five days, we’ll generate over 320,000 actions that will create an incredible wave of results!

Pass The Word:

This is not limited to the KIT List, please email this idea to other friends, share it on blogs, Twitter and Facebook so we can multiply this effort and get more people back to work quickly.
I’ll also launch this on our blog at www.KITlist.wordpress.com and through KIT List emails, giving ideas each day for what you can do to help a friend find a job. People can share their ideas and results via the comments section, too.

Let’s make a huge difference together with this Pay It Forward Power Wave!

Sue

Sue Connelly
Founder KITlist.org



You can help a different friend, family member or colleague each day or help the same person for multiple days.

With over 64,000 people on the KIT List, doing one thing for each of the five days, we’ll generate over 320,000 actions that will create an incredible wave of results!

Pass The Word:

This is not limited to the KIT List, please email this idea to other friends, share it on blogs, Twitter and Facebook so we can multiply this effort and get more people back to work quickly.
I’ll also launch this on our blog at www.KITlist.wordpress.com and through KIT List emails, giving ideas each day for what you can do to help a friend find a job. People can share their ideas and results via the comments section, too.

Let’s make a huge difference together with this Pay It Forward Power Wave!

Sue

Sue Connelly
Founder KITlist.org
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48 ways to explain Twitter to skeptics [Dec. 25th, 2009|11:39 am]

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I saw an article today called 48 ways to explain Twitter to skeptics.

Key for me:

doctorious: @dmscott Twitter is like mingling at a party with some people you know, others you don't, and many more you have yet to meet.



I've been active on Twitter for about eight months. I wouldn't call myself an expert, but the growth of my professional network has been unprecedented.

I'm not so opportunistic to say that I have the *attention* of influential people. I have something far more unexpected. I have *interaction* with influential people. We banter. We joke. We have fun.

THAT is phenomenal. I'm amazed by what this medium does to the playing field.

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Christmas for the modern age [Dec. 25th, 2009|10:27 am]
[music |The Little Drummer Boy]

What if Christmas happened today...?



(keep reading)...
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I need help optimizing a video [Dec. 16th, 2009|12:56 pm]


Here’s another call for help.

I created a training video. It’s a PowerPoint slide deck with my narration.

It’s too big.

Duration: 8.5 minutes long.
Resolution: 800 x 600
15 fps
Audio: Windows Media Audio9 Standard (I think, autoconverted at some point)
Size: 71+ MB

  1. I need some ideas for how to optimize this.

  2. What size SHOULD it be, respectably?

  3. I’d prefer not to sacrifice resolution if I can avoid it.

  4. I can lower the frame rate for THIS presentation, but I’ll need it back to 15 (I think ) when I make companion movies that show software demonstrations.


What ideas do you have? Please email me if you have any good suggestions. Thanks!
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Blog Carnival: Church [Dec. 15th, 2009|01:31 pm]

Creative Commons: http://www.egyptmyway.com/photo/holy_family2_2.html


I'm part of today's Blog Carnival on "Church."

I wrote Church: a community for itself, or something else?

And there's dozens more posts listed here.
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BLOGGED: What's the big deal about Web 2.0? [Dec. 11th, 2009|02:36 pm]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/neal263/ / CC BY-NC-ND 2.0


I wrote my first web page in 1996. When the WorldWide Web was implemented (read more)...

A post from Big Planet. Small World..
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How to make sure you don't get lost in ten days [Dec. 8th, 2009|12:41 pm]
Bryan Allain posted his own version of "How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days" today.

Now, for those guys out there (like me) who miss the humor in this, I think it's very important that we not be so vain as to allow the women in our lives to destroy relationships through game-playing. (If they actually *meant* it, wouldn't they just *leave*?)

So I've developed a list of defenses against all ten suggestions. This is important for therapists and anyone else interested in salvaging doomed relationships.

  1. Cry all day for no reason.

    Oh please. Humans are emotional. I can do this, too.

    But if you *pretend* you want to get rid of me by pulling this one, I will *pretend* to care by bringing you tissues and chocolate.

  2. Take a Dump in his guitar.

    Any opportunity to expose my materialism is welcome. If an item I own is so important to me that it can't handle poop, then I need to let it go.

    Besides, I have two guitars. And by the time you're loaded up for a second dump, I can have the other one in storage.

  3. Mimic him like a 6-year old.

    Actually, this sounds kinda amusing. I can dish this one back. It'd make me giggle like a 6-year old. And where's the fun in mimicking that?

  4. Tell him how attractive his friends are.

    I don't have any friends. That's a perfect method for combatting this one.

    But if I did, I can see where this might become an issue. Try one of these two mechanisms for defusing her manipulation:

    • Agree. Tell her that you think so, too, and that's why you hang out with them.

      This will confuse her enough that she'll stop.


    • Dish it back. Tell her how attractive her mom is. And then tell her how glad you are that she's going to look like her mom in 25 years.

      The power of a backhanded compliment is unbelievable.


  5. Wear his rival team’s gear.

    I'm not quite sure, but I think this is a sports reference, right? I don't watch sports, so it's no big deal to me. If this is a big deal to you, consider rethinking the importance of the athletic industry.

    If my wife started wearing Microsoft clothes, I'd just laugh. I appreciate her sarcasm.

  6. Get the Kate haircut.

    Hair grows back.

  7. Tell him he’s wicked gross.

    Uhm...AFTER doing #2? I mean, literally, #2 in #2??

    But seriously, like we don't know this? I'm a guy! I have WickedEvilFarts™. I can let dishes sit in the sink for weeks. If the socks or underwear are dirty, I can turn them inside out and wear them again. When I was 12, I went for a week at summercamp without showering because I thought that'd be totally impressive.

    Like...how's the truth gonna get rid of me? We all already knew this.

  8. Adopt 12 cats.

    Irrelevant. See here. Just make sure to buy insulation. Or a good space heater.

    Invite her outside for a barbecue once in a while.

  9. Go on a Home Shopping Network spending spree.

    Uhm, what do you think my money is for? See #2. I'm sure not spending it on me.

  10. Don’t Believe in Him.

    I'll admit, this one was hard. But I'm pretty sure that the following can beat it:

    • Apathy. Stop caring. If you eradicate ambition, you won't be phased by her disbelief in you. It'll be back in the same category as #8.


    • Denial. If you can pretend that she's just demonstrating her belief in you through silence on the subject, you can conquer the world!


    • Avoidance. Find other people who DO believe in you. Gee, that was easy.

      (Just don't sleep with them, or your wife will think you're making up stuff to try to lose her.)


If you adopt these practices, you will save your relationship from the shenanigans of feminine inanity.

In other words, I think Bryan Allain was wrong.
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Dealing with death and loss [Dec. 2nd, 2009|10:17 pm]


Two friends of mine lost their baby early yesterday morning. Sweet Caroline was nine days old.

It's not necessarily that they didn't see it coming. Her problems started making themselves very apparent within hours of her birth. From the moment that her heart malfunction presented by damaging other systems in her body, to just before she took her final breath in her daddy's arms, they knew that her time was probably short.

But it's what I'm not seeing that's fascinating. There's no shaking their fists at the sky. There's no demanding answers from the cosmos. There's no life-is-over, woe-is-me, where-do-I-go-now emo demonstrations.

And it's not to say that they're callous either. Or in denial.

They're just focused. And they've read Job and Ecclesiastes before. So they know what to do. And what not to do.

Those books have a few lessons:

  1. Hard questions, no answers. Don't try to provide simple answers to complicated questions, like why?


  2. Things happen. Don't wonder why bad things happen. Wonder why good things happen, and appreciate them. Wonder why with the kind of wonder a child has while looking at the lights on the tree and the presents underneath it. Be surprised.


  3. Time is short. We're all temporary fixtures living on borrowed time. There's always an unpredictable terminus. Are you going to bemoan the fact, or accept it and get on with it already? What do you hope to accomplish before your time?


Tonight I started thinking about things from Caroline's perspective. Ponder it for a moment. She didn't live long enough to know she had a short life. As far as she knew, for the entirety of her existence, she was surrounded by love and care. There wasn't a moment in her awareness when mommy and daddy weren't nearby, letting her know that she was valued and cherished.

How many of us can still make that claim?

I grieve with my friends, no doubt. But I am forced to rejoice with them at their own request, not that they lost their precious daughter after only nine days, but that they were privileged to love their living daughter for nine days.

Perspective is a fascinating principle.

On my other blog I posted a letter written by a woman whose husband was murdered last week. Victory over death seems to be the theme right now.

Perhaps that's appropriate and fitting at this time of year, when we remember the ultimate result of Life coming into the world. Death was the avenue by which this Life was made most significant.
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A story from the Patriarch Pavle archives... [Nov. 29th, 2009|02:05 pm]

Patriarch Pavle of Serbia, 1914-2009


Once the Patriarch was flying somewhere on a visit. While they were flying over the sea the airplane went into a zone of turbulence and began to shake. A young bishop who was sitting next to the Patriarch asked what he would think if the airplane were to fall. His Holiness, Pavle, replied calmly: “With regard to myself personally, I would take this as an act of justice: I’ve eaten so many fish in my life that it would be no surprise if they were to eat me now.”

From http://ishmaelite.blogspot.com/2009/04/patriarch-pavles-slava.html
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Thought for the day [Nov. 27th, 2009|12:10 pm]


We are all in very slow time machines, moving constantly towards the present.
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Tech and fashion...which supercedes? [Nov. 27th, 2009|11:27 am]
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Voice characteristics [Nov. 25th, 2009|02:56 pm]

Help make my voice sound good.


I need some advice.

I'm recording narration for a series of training videos I'm producing, and I'm suddenly finding myself very self-conscious and self-critical over the quality, tone, and nature of my spoken voice.

Questions:

  1. What qualities do you need in your voice to effectively narrate a tutorial?


  2. Can you point me to any resources to describe them?


  3. What are some of your favorite tutorial narrations? What makes them great?


Leave me a response here (if you can), or @ or DM me on Twitter.




EPILOGUE (12/7/09):

  1. God bless @CammyBean for finally (unintentionally?) responding to this by sharing this link on Twitter:

    On Bad eLearning Narration


    Basically, I did everything in the same list of DON'Ts that the blog poster mentions. Lovely. Ok, back to square one!


  2. And then, on the same day, @rickzanotti chimes in also!

    Virtual Presenting Techniques - VOICE


    Awesomeness!





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Cell plan termination fees [Nov. 23rd, 2009|09:58 am]


Question: Why are cell phone termination fees legal?

What service, product, or value does the consumer receive for paying the termination fee? The right not to be billed anymore?

I'm irritated that Verizon upped their termination fee to a flat $350 the day after they released the Droid.

I can hear their hypothetical customer "support" agent on the phone, "Well, it's in the contract..."

Eighty years ago, Elliot Ness would be going after them with an army of FBI agents and lawyers.
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Motorola Droid [Nov. 17th, 2009|01:22 pm]


Android plusses:

  1. Keyboard that doesn't allow you to accidentally click on the screen and wind up typing who-knows-where.

  2. Superior screen.

  3. Runs Flash applications.

  4. Works with Verizon and on CDMA networks. (Does this really matter?)

  5. Multitasking.

  6. Notifications that don't [expletive deleted] get in the way of what else you're trying to do!!!


iPhone users, help me out. I'm slipping here. I'm actually seriously thinking about this and they've got something.
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The Internet is not your Delivery Boy [Nov. 17th, 2009|11:27 am]


A few years back, a CEO interviewing me for a job in his company asked me, "How do you learn?"

I never really gave a convincing answer. But I think I got a little closer just now.

I just discovered this blog:

http://www.churchmarketingsucks.com/archives/2009/11/the_internet_is.html

The most important line in here is something I've thought for years, but something that's becoming increasingly clear from the advent of "Web 2.0" and related terminology, social networking, community-building:

The Internet isn't powerful because it connects you to information, but because it connects you to other people.


Knowledge sitting there and flapping in the breeze is passè.

Knowledge acquired through interacting with someone that you sought out because you knew they possess it...? That's cool!

Since I know you're wondering, my attempt in that interview pleased the CEO. I went home and wrote a three-page manifesto of how I acquire knowledge. But one of his underlings threw a wrench in the decision, and I didn't get the offer. I was grateful for his question all the same.

We learn because we seek out people who pass on knowledge. We use the best method available to do that.

Question: What expertise are you passing on? To whom?
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